I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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