never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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