Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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