conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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