but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
