We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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