So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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