ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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