I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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Barsexuality is the new black.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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