We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
