I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize