is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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