it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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