did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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