Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
