STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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