There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize