He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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