If i could tip my vagina, i would.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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