honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm too high and old for this...
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