Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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