He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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