Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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