I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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