i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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