Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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