Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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