Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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