Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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