But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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