I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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