He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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