Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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