Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics