whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.