taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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