I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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