glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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