I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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