dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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