Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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