its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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