she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I enjoy the company of your penis
sex on a bike is impossible
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I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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