So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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