and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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