just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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