So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He passed out mid-signature
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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