So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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