We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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