whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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