i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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