All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Betty ford says i'm here all night
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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