office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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