You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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