Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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