i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
sex in a hospital.. check
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
