yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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